My body's expanding, from my head to my feet.
My butt's getting wider with each M&M I eat.
When this bag is gone I shall buy me no more
and substitute carrots and celery galore.
Low-fat and non-fat and veggies I'll munch
Walking and swimming, the occasional crunch
Water before and then after I run
The pounds will just melt like butter in sun
But Thanksgiving is next week with trimmings so yum
And Christmas will follow with good eats for my tum
So maybe I'll wait until the first of next year,
Yeah! That's the ticket. Let's eat with good cheer!